her vagine was all disorganized.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Randomize
