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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.

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• (415): View more from California

  oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob

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• (925): View more from California

  He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives

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• (415): View more from California

  just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..

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• (305): View more from Florida

  You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  "It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.

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  You have found the Promised Land of friend zones

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look

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