At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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