Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I want to fling myself into the sun
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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