my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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