1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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