at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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