Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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