I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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