I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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