They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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