love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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