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I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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