i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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