Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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