you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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