I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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