I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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