Dual....:-)
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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