He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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