And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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