you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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