I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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