the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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