So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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