Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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