dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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