If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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