Me too!
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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