i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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