she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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