Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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