she looked like the before picture.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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