Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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