Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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