He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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