Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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