508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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