Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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