Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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