How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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