But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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