we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
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I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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