Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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