So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I need to calm my uterus...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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