i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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