I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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