Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Two words: nipple clamps
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