i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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