He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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