This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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