If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
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