she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Small penises have feelings too.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Randomize
