i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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