stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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