what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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